Home: There's no place like it.
Headgear: for the bus ride of your life.
Uniforms: Your mother used to make you wear.
Medals and Insignia: Chesty Puller's middle name.
Other: The O in mother.
The finest particle board your bottom will ever meet!
Terms and Ordering: It's not how much you are loved but how much you buy.
Wanting to Sell? Give us a jingle or perhaps a ring. But never a tinkle.
What happened to the three blind pigs!
Where America shops for things they'd be embarrassed to buy in public.